Disclaimer: I found these jokes variously throughout the internet or jokes I have actually heard. I take no credit whatsoever for these jokes. It is for entertainment purposes only.
The best dad jokes ever are the ones that are super corny or the ones that are so dumb and obvious you can’t help but laugh. The worst that can happen when listening to one of these jokes is that you roll your eyes or shake your head a little. I love corny jokes and I personally think you can’t be a dad unless you have mastered the art of dad jokes. But why not give your dad some pointers, or save them for yourself when you become a dad? In light of Father’s Day, I wanted to step away from books for a moment and share with you what I consider to be the best Dad jokes for fathers day.
I’ll call you later
Don’t call me later, call me dad!
Is hot or cold faster?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The kitty pool!
Why did the bike refuse to move?
It was two tired.
Dad did you get a haircut?
No, I got all of them cut.
Jokes About Food
How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it down hill.
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
This wedding is so beautiful that even the cake is in tiers!
What did the baby corn say to its mom?
Where’s my pop corn?
What did the ranch bottle say when the tomato opened the fridge?
Close the door, I’m dressing!
Did you know the first French fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece!
Jokes About 2020
My new years resolution was to read more.
So, I put subtitles on my TV
I need glasses dad.
No you don’t, this year everyone has 2020 vision!
Next year I’m going to need glasses.
I won’t have 2020 vision anymore.
I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
There is so much talk about the coronavirus.
Yeah, it’s a pundemic.
Jokes That Rhyme
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Ding dong, you’re wrong
See you later alligator
In a while crocodile
Do your thing, chicken wing
I’ll do my best chicken breast.
What rhymes with orange?
No it doesn’t
What rhymes with boo and really stinks?
The Best Dad Jokes That You Can Tell Your Dad
I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advise
I want a horse for my birthday because horses should live in neigh-borhoods.
I invented a new word today
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent
My boss told me to have a good day so I went home.
Let’s Talk About It!
Happy Father’s Day! These jokes are really corny and funny to me and what better way to celebrate fathers day than to tell dad jokes! If you liked this list then check out my other list where I revealed what are the most unforgettable book quotes to me (read it here!). Did any of these make you laugh? What do you think are the best dad jokes you have heard? Let me know in the comments below!
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